Twitter

I’m tweeting on the bus
Throwing off my Luddite chains.
I’m tweeting at the bus stop,
That I’m standing in the rain.
I’m tweeting as to wwalk to work,
Heedless of any danger.
I’m tweeting just after,
I bumped into a stranger.
I’m tweeting funny pictures,
Well they’re funny to me.
I’m tweeting pure nonsense,
I’m the king of comedy.
I’m tweeting at my desk,
Ignoring my fellow workers.
I’m tweeting that my boss,
Has collared me as a shirker.

 

At last my new smart phone works ( no thanks to my service providers but that’s a long and boring story ) and like a child with a new toy I’m fascinated by the new wealth of fun at my fingertips.