Check out this great new poetry blog from a talented friend of mine
‘Hello Dad it’s only me
How are you today?’
‘Who’s this?
Can’t hear you very well…
Hello?….What did you say?’
‘It’s ME! It is your DAUGHTER –
I promised you a call!’
‘Your WHAT?
A news reporter?
I don’t know anything at all!’
(GIVE ME STRENGTH)
‘Dad it’s O-N-L-Y M-E,
I thought ‘d say H-E-L-L-O!’
‘Eh? Who is this calling?
I can’t hear – I’ve got to go!’
‘NO WONDER YOU CAN’T HEAR ME –
THE TV’S BLARING OUT!’
‘…..I’ve got my telly on –
I’m afraid you’ll have to shout!’
‘…..WEAR YOUR BLOODY HEARING AID;
IT’S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE IS IT?!’
‘If that’s you my darling daughter –
I can’t hear…
You’ll have to visit!’