On the twelfth day of Christmas my ex true-love sent to me…


13 days of Christmas

On the twelfth day of Christmas my ex true-love sent to me
Twelve drummers drumming.

Well what with the pipers and now the drums
My hearing was going just a bit numb.
Then add in all the maids, birds and lords
And the racket being made couldn’t be ignored.
The neighbours began to bang on the walls
But I just couldn’t control it all.
Then I had some more surprise guests
It was the police, I was under arrest!
And all because I couldn’t get the noise to cease
They sent me to court for disturbing the peace.

 

Carry on reading the last day is here, yes there are thirteen days!